I want to tell you a story
A story about a Tory
A Tory called Theresa
And nobody wanted to please her
Not even her husband
Aaaaah - poor Theresa
So i said
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
May she make the reds feel the blues? Yes she may!
And trample workers' rights beneath her high heel shoes? Yes she may!
May she make even true blues start to see red? Yes she may!
Protecting paedo politicians like dead Ted? Yes she may!
May she paint Union Jacks on her eyelids? Yes she may!
Then take free school meals away from kids? Yes she may!
May she cut ribbons for galleries? Yes she may!
Then cut public sector salaries? Yes she may!
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
May she glue rhinestones onto her labia? Yes she may!
And then sell weapons to Saudi Arabia? Yes she may!
May she race down a red carpet to a fox hunt? Yes she may!
And continue to employ Jeremy Hunt? Yes she may!
May she run through a wheatfield for a dare? Yes she may!
Then sell of the NHS to Virgin Care? Yes she may!
May she bark the word terrorist at Jeremy? Yes she may!
And then go dogging with the DUP? Yes she may!
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
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