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Jeremy
04:21
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Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Corbyn
We wrote this song to celebrate the swing
Of the vote in your direction
In the last general election
A swing from right to left
For an end to Tory theft
Now we’re glowing with anticipation
Of a socialist leader of our nation
Who'd have thought it after all of these years
Of Blair and Brown appeasement
Of the bankers and their perks
Now it's time for the people's easement
Rent control and nuclear...
Disarmament - Hurrah hurrah!
Compromise was inevitable - but at least it was on the table
with
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Corbyn
We wrote this song to celebrate the swing
Of the vote in your direction
In the last general election
A swing from right to left
For an end to Tory theft
Now we’re glowing with anticipation
Of a socialist leader of our nation
With New Labour in a flap
Theresa May called snap
When the cards were on the table
She was less than strong and stable
More rigid and robotic
From fantasies erotic
Of a landslide victory
Now she’s dogging with the DUP
Let's have a
Party party party party party party party party
Party party party party party party Labour Party
Party party party party party party party party
Party party party party party party People's Party
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Corbyn
We wrote this song to celebrate the swing
Of the vote in your direction
In the last general election
A swing from right to left
For an end to Tory theft
Now we’re glowing with anticipation
Of a socialist leader of our nation
There are those within the ranks who say
That the capitalist way's ok
As long as we can make it fair
As long as we can make it care
To them we say what drugs have you
Consumed to reach this overview
If that's your bag of M&Ms
Fuck off and join the Lib Dems
cos we want Jeremy
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2. |
Yes She May
05:07
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I want to tell you a story
A story about a Tory
A Tory called Theresa
And nobody wanted to please her
Not even her husband
Aaaaah - poor Theresa
So i said
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
May she make the reds feel the blues? Yes she may!
And trample workers' rights beneath her high heel shoes? Yes she may!
May she make even true blues start to see red? Yes she may!
Protecting paedo politicians like dead Ted? Yes she may!
May she paint Union Jacks on her eyelids? Yes she may!
Then take free school meals away from kids? Yes she may!
May she cut ribbons for galleries? Yes she may!
Then cut public sector salaries? Yes she may!
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
May she glue rhinestones onto her labia? Yes she may!
And then sell weapons to Saudi Arabia? Yes she may!
May she race down a red carpet to a fox hunt? Yes she may!
And continue to employ Jeremy Hunt? Yes she may!
May she run through a wheatfield for a dare? Yes she may!
Then sell of the NHS to Virgin Care? Yes she may!
May she bark the word terrorist at Jeremy? Yes she may!
And then go dogging with the DUP? Yes she may!
"Can i tease ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Can i squeeze ya?" "Yes you may!"
"Squeeze yer hourly pay?' "yes you may!"
"Ooooh Theresa! Theresa May!"
Grenfell Tower
Still in power
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Like a Politician
04:11
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The noteworthy thing about my penis is not its size
It's approximately average - i will not tell no lies
There's something else i can tell you gals n guys
Now loosen your sphincters - you're in for an average surprise
I can pee round corners if i choose
Watch out! I might get some on your shoes
I can pee into my mouth
If i try to pee east i end up peeing south
I sometimes pee sitting down
But this situation does not make me frown
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
And now i've told you about my Willy Wonkaaaa
Is there something silly about my plonkaaaa?
and when they say i'm hung like a donkeeee
Perhaps it's because my third leg is wonkeee
And though i might sometimes find it hard to aim
I say no, no, no to body shame
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
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5. |
Normal
05:20
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I am normal - i have a normal pad
I am normal - i’m not certified mad
I am normal - normal kids and wife
I am normal - i have a normal life
I am normal - I’m not gay
I am RADICAL - whatever you want me to say
I am normal - i don’t live on a boat
I am normal - now give me your vote
I am normal - i worked in PR
I am normal - my bombs are nuclea-ar
I am normal - i want to cut welfare
I am normal - it’s not normal to share
I am normal - i worked for Big Pharma
I am normal - my ham is from Parma
I am normal - i don't wear a tie
I am normal - I’m just a normal guy
I am normal - i’m completely straight
I am normal - my friends call me mate
I am normal - I drive a normal car
I am normal - it’s a Jaguar
I am normal - i go on normal holidays
I am normal - to Verbier
I am normal - i don’t bite
I am normal - all my friends are white
I am normal - i have two normal homes
I am normal - with my normal Drones
I am normal - i have normal Gold Cards
Look at me being normal with my security guards
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6. |
Old Mad Donald
03:08
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Old Mad Donald's got no charm (E-I-E-I-O)
He's given us cause for alarm (E-I-E-I-O)
Old Mad Donald’s got not charm (E-I-E-I-O)
Old Mad Donald women hates (E-I-E-I-O)
Misogyny he advocates (E-I-E-I-O)
With a grope-grope here And a grope-grope there
Here a grope there a grope everywhere a grope-grope
Old Mad Donald’s full of hate (E-I-E-I-O)
Old Mad Donald’s dodgy friends (E-I-E-I-O)
With Vladimir Putin he’s made amends (E-I-E-I-O)
With a bomb-bomb here and a bomb-bomb there
Here a bomb, there a bomb, everywhere a bomb-bomb
Old Mad Donald’s got no friends (E-I-E-I-O)
Old Mad Donald’s great big wall (E-I-E-I-O)
It’ll be a hundred metres tall (E-I-E-I-O)
With a ladder here and a tunnel there
There’ll still be Mexicans everywhere Old Mad Donald is a fool (Viva Mexico!)
Old Mad Donald - CO2 - (E-I-E-I-O)
Let me introduce carbon to you (E-I-E-I-O)
With a pipeline here and a pipeline there
If there's an oil spill he just won't care
Old Mad Donald - CO2 - (BP, TEXACO)
Old Mad Donald is a loon (E-I-E-I-A)
Let’s hope someone shoots him soon (E-I-E-I-A)
With a bang-bang here and a bang-bang there
There are bang- bang bullets flying everywhere
Coz Old Mad Donald’s President of the USA.
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7. |
Maggie Mambo
03:11
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Well come on now people dance today
Dance like you're dancing on Maggie's grave
Well forget what you just think you heard me say
We can keep it grooving in a peaceful way
So come on now people move those feet
Bust out those grooves right here in this street
We can keep this song going on for hours
To remind ourselves that the streets are ours
We're gonna move our feet .. to the beat
And it'll feel so sweet .. til we draw the heat
Well someone's gotta set these streets alight
It's a public path and it's our right
If the police come on peaceful it'll be alright
Let's see if we can do it without a fight
But our public services are being privatised
NHS is being sold off right before our eyes
What's in museums and galleries becomes fossilised
If culture is cut off from the street
If there's a tube strike .. i can ride my bike
Let's bring the picket lines .. back to these times
And to help the strikers feel proud
We can play this song out loud
Cos we support the wildcats over the fat cats
Cos the fat cats need to diet anyway
So get your arse over to Putney Common
Before it becomes Putney Private Property
And sow some strawberry seeds in Central Park
But be careful not to let a copper see
And like those students in Tiananmen Square
We'll show our government that we're not scared
And like boy scouts we'll be prepared
To redistribute wealth and protect what's shared
General strike - let's have a general strike
Mr General - get on your bike
If you're lucky - you could hitch hike
Click "like" - for the right to strike
Don't eat Coke
Don't drink Nike
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Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy
What a total Jeremy Hunt
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
With your game of political chess
By means of strife and stealth
To remake the NHS as a privilege of private wealth
Quoting weekend mortality rates out of context to excoriate
This jewel of the welfare state and flog it to your fat cat mates
Nicky Campbell called you Jeremy C (U N T )
Live on the BBC
Quite inadvertently
But with admirable accuracy
A nominative analyst
Might very well insist
There's a reason your last name
Fits the rhyming frame
For a word that does persist
Whose use as feminists
We firmly must resist
But we think you get the gist
You're a Hunt You're a Hunt You're a Hunt You're a Hunt
Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
With your game of political chess
By means of strife and stealth
To remake the NHS as a privilege of private wealth
Quoting weekend mortality rates out of context to excoriate
This jewel of the welfare state and flog it to your fat cat mates
Continue in this vein
Content to play your sordid game
Contumely and shame
And contempt upon your head will rain
Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
What a total Jeremy Hunt
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9. |
Lenina Latina
02:38
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Well we’re living in a time when there’s not much time left
And anyone who thinks right leans to the left
And anyone who thinks straight moves not left nor right but forward
Like Robin Hood robbin’ from the rich for the poor would
One thing you gotta do is believe in your instincts
There’s never been a time when this has been different
But now has come the time for direct action
Fuck the vanguard parties and sectarian factions
Cos who’s gonna stand up? Who’s gonna speak up?
Who’s gonna drop their pants and turn the other cheek up?
And who’s gonna stand in the street and dance
And create a commune like they did in France?
But now ain’t the time to look back
Now’s the time to plan our next attack
Our grandkids will give us thanks
If we take out those banks and these tanks
‘Cos we are decent people, we are peaceful people
We’re not a nutty priest shouting lies from a steeple
And we’re not a crazy cult that hunts in packs
No we’re “the people” that humanity backs
Cos we’re the class to end all classes
C’mon it’s easy to see - you don’t need no glasses
And if we can’t do it no-one can
And no no we don’t need no angry shouty man
No
We don’t need no leader, no fancy speech reader
We don’t need no rhetorician or any other bleeder
Cos it’s we who’re gonna stand out, we who gonna speak out
And we who’re gonna help our international team out
All of this killing, all of this crime
All for big business, all of the time
But all in one moment we can turn the tide
Do you wanna go down without saying you tried?
Cos we are gonna turn the starving to surviving
And then we’re gonna turn the surviving to the thriving
Cos we’ve got a whole world of pleasures to win
And nothing to lose but boredom...
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10. |
Jesus Fuck
04:05
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Since Jesus Christ, the son of God (or so the gospels say)
Was crucified and then revivified on Easter Day (or so the gospels say)
Though theologians, monks and nuns, have excercised their brains
To define this life divine (semi-divine) - one question still remains...
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? Oh yes he fucking did!
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? Oh yes he fucking did!
If he did it would say in the bible
But the bible's unreliable
But it was written by the disciples
That's why the bible's unreliable
The disciples were his mates
They all knew he went on dates
But they kept it quiet for Jesus' sake
His virginity was fake
What about Mary Magdalene?
When she rubbed ointment on his feet
Did Jesus say "Oh Mary please would you rub somewhere else for me?"
There's some believe that he was gay
Lazarus from the grave
Wasn't the only thing he raised
What went on inside that cave?
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Halle-ooh-yeah!
Halle-ooh-yeah!
Halle-yeah-there!
There? Yeah! There? Yeah!
Halle-ooh-YEAH!!!
Oh Jesus come into my heart
(And every other body part)
Your testaments have got me in a tizz
I yearn for your eternal love
Now slip your hand into my glove
Is that a euphemism?
Yes it is!
Oh Lord above, underneath
And from behind your love unsheath
Come fill me til my cup doth runneth o'er
Onan spilled his seed upon the stony ground - let's get it on!
I'll be the seed if you will be the sower
Praise Hosannah! Gloriana!
Lay your hands upon my NA!NA!
Fix my frailties, heal my sickness
Part my seas with your sweet thickness
Let me feel your goodness IN me
Blow white smoke from your hot chimney
Father, son and Antichrist
My three in one, my JESUS CHRIST!
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? Oh yes he fucking did!
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? He never did
Did Jesus fuck? Oh yes he fucking
Did!Not!Did!Not!Did!Not!Did!Not!Did!Not!Did!Not!Oh yes he fucking did!
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11. |
Better be Better
05:06
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You think that you’re better than me
Because you wear a tie
While I pass you by
With my odd socks on and my jumper on inside out
And you think that you’re better than her
Because you shave your legs
Whilst she consciously “flouts this expectation of the patriarchy”
And he thinks that he's better than you because he has a proper job and he pays his taxes 10% of which are spent on building bombs to drop on little brown people overseas
And you think that you're better than him because you do not pay taxes which are spent on the Military Industrial Complex yet you are perfectly happy to have his taxes pay your rent so I guess what I’m saying is that instead of judging others we should always look at ourselves first and be aware of hypocrisy ‘cos I don’t think that i'm better than you but I don’t think that you're better than me either cos we’re both different and we have different value systems so please make sure that the values you have are your own and not imposed from without and remember that not everyone has accepted the rules of the game that most people play yet by the same logic it is hypocritical to complain about the game and then run from the sidelines to the pitch to gain from the parts of the game which will benefit you I’d suggest that it would be better to find some new people to play a new game with and then if it goes well then there may be some people who will join in of their own volition and remember that it’s not a competition, no it’s not a competition, no it’s not a competition no it’s not a competition it’s not a competition, no it’s not a competition, no it’s not a competition no it’s not a competition to conform to an external set of values and create divisions according to how successfully they are obeyed.
But I am not better than you
And you are not better than me
And we will only get better
When we see diversity in unity
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