The noteworthy thing about my penis is not its size
It's approximately average - i will not tell no lies
There's something else i can tell you gals n guys
Now loosen your sphincters - you're in for an average surprise
I can pee round corners if i choose
Watch out! I might get some on your shoes
I can pee into my mouth
If i try to pee east i end up peeing south
I sometimes pee sitting down
But this situation does not make me frown
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
And now i've told you about my Willy Wonkaaaa
Is there something silly about my plonkaaaa?
and when they say i'm hung like a donkeeee
Perhaps it's because my third leg is wonkeee
And though i might sometimes find it hard to aim
I say no, no, no to body shame
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
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